apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
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Posted Without Comment of the Day: Redditor fluffypotatoes says: “My son has a long to do list today!”
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I finished all my schoolwork, forever! NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK: RUNNING A SHOP! Remember all that stuff I was peddling for Magfest? Well, I still have it all, and I’m selling it off! Here’s what I’m offering:
- STICKERS! of Dragon Quest slimes and Earthbound starmen!
- BOOKMARKS! of slimes and starmen!
- FINE ART PRINTS of Wario flexing his manly muscles!
- ILLUSTRATION CARDS in large and small sizes, with one-of-a-kind illustrations!
If any of these look like things you want to own, then grace me with your presence at my ★ STORENVY SHOP ★ !!
oh daaaang
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Happy Mother’s Day!
I often portray my mom as a timid lady, because she is so loving and sweet. But she’s tough too, she tried very hard to give us every opportunity in a small place, without much. My mother is the one who has believed in my abilities the longest, and the fiercest, and for that I owe her everything.
In this particular exchange, she also showed me that people’s talent may not always be what it appears to be to others, and that we all may have a greatness in us that not everyone can see.
Remember to call your mother today. She loves you.
this hit pretty close to home
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